That’s hot

Cristin: My feet are so hot, feel them.  I think they have a fever…  a feetver.



Cristin: I want you to take the Myers-Briggs test.  I want to see if we’re compatible.

Mike: I highly doubt it will say we’re compatible.



(whilst shopping in Meijer, for what feels like forever)

Cristin: I am going to be here the rest of my life.

Mike: Just leave the cart and come home then.



Cristin: Siri doesn’t understand me

Mike: Probably because he’s a man?



Cristin:  I’m probably going to die.

Mike: Probably not

Cristin: No, but I’m probably going to eat a double cheeseburger.


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